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lazarusmumble
Clockheaded
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Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw

Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And wraps some fucking TIN FOIL to my head and to my vest
Walking down the stret, my next door neighbours not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest

Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate

He tries to sell himself standing in curries
But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
-Goldie Lookin Chain, Half Man Half Machine
Interests
  • Listening to: Lightning Dust
Shipwrecked-Insect

I have moved house today, so if any of you have anything to say...I'm there, not here yo.

:L

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:iconbocan24:
Bocan24 Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Student General Artist
Are you a cyborg with a surgical lip zip job who fights along the humans against the machine opression?
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:iconzeiferrei:
ZeiferRei Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2009
You like airsoft?
Nice.
What'd you order? :B
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lazarusmumble Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009
Tan coloured SCAR-H.
It would have been an XM8 but they only came in black.
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:iconzeiferrei:
ZeiferRei Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009
Nice. :B
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lazarusmumble Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2009
Apparently they actually look kinda peachy-coloured in real life.

Fruit Salad Warfare.
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CDReDaDRaGoN Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009
hey!
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:iconkurenaioni:
KurenaiOni Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2008
stalking in 3, 2, 1.. :0
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:iconlazarusmumble:
lazarusmumble Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2008
ALL ROCKETS ARE GO.
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:iconkurenaioni:
KurenaiOni Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2008
D:>
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lazarusmumble Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2008
PACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Nuk'd.
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